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I think somebody could make a lot of money by designing a 12 step program for steelhead addicts. You may not know it, but there are alot of addicts amongst us, living only for their next hit. Steelhead addiction transcends all race boundaries, income brackets, political preferences and gender. Maybe you know a steelhead addict or maybe you think that a loved one might be slipping down the slippery slope. In any case here are the signs, symptoms and cure.

The Signs:
1. Fly fishing season for the Steelhead addict starts in October and ends in April.
2. The steelhead addict will unintentionally begin to isolate himself from his long time trout fly fishing friends.
3. Lack of interest in anything not steelhead related.
4. Holiday’s such as Christmas are seen as opportunities to feed their addiction. 
5. Family vacations no longer involve warmth and fun in the sun. The addict will try to convince his/her family that places like Michigan are wonderful places to be in January.
6. The steelhead addict will try convince himself and others that 500 miles is not really that long of a drive.
7. The steelhead addict will be convinced that 15 degree temperatures are not really that cold.
8. If you think someone you love might be a steelhead addict. Check your phone bill. If there are lots of calls to dam/waterflow hotlines, there is a problem.
9. Check the computer. A steelhead addict will inevitably have an alarming amount of steelhead photos, flies and steelhead related web pages. He/she may be using a covert name while operating on the internet.
10. The steelhead addict is never satisfied. Enough is never enough. The end of one steelhead trip plants the seed for the beginning of another.

The Symptoms
1. Constant ruminating about steelhead
2. While steelheading you find it difficult to stop. You ignore your basic needs such as eating and going to the bathroom. Many steelhead addicts will stand in one spot from sun up until sundown.
3. Difficult to concentrate at work
4. Extreme agitation when water levels rise or fall
5. Extreme agitation with changing barometric pressure
6.
Impulsive decisions to drive hundreds of miles to far away rivers
7.
Obsessive thoughts about egg patterns and stone fly patterns
8. Extreme jealousy when friends are going steelheading without you
9.
2,3,4,5 weight fly rods are collecting dust
10.
Hoarding and stock piling an excessive amount of fluorocarbon

The Cure
Unfortunately there is no proven cure.